Why did the website refuse to go to the gym?
It didn’t want to experience slow loading times!
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12.4. Over-Optimization
Why did the SEO expert cross the road?
To get to the first page of Google search results!
Continue reading12.3. Black Hat SEO
Why did the black hat SEO specialist cross the road?
To get to the shady side of search engine optimization!
Continue reading12.2. Duplicate Content
12.1. Keyword Stuffing
Why did the SEO expert stuff their content with keywords?
Because they wanted to rank for “worst website in the world!”
Continue reading12. Common SEO Mistakes
Why did the SEO expert get kicked out of the library?
They kept trying to stuff keywords into the books!
Continue reading11.4. Reporting
Why did the SEO expert always keep a detailed report?
Because they didn’t want to “search” for success in the dark!
Continue reading11.3. Keyword Tracking
Why did the SEO professional throw a party when their keyword rankings improved?
Because they wanted to celebrate their “key” to success!
Continue reading11.2. Search Console
Why did the SEO specialist talk to their website like a pet?
Because they were using Google Search Console to “fetch” some new data!
Continue reading11.1. Google Analytics
Why did the SEO expert take their website on a date?
Because they wanted to analyze the chemistry between them using Google Analytics!
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